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Police: Man took Walmart scooter on wrong-way, drunken joyride

Officers pulled Marcus Degraphenreed over just before 4 a.m. Thursday after seeing him going the wrong way on State Road 135. He was driving a motorized cart from the Walmart on Emerson and County Line road, police said.

Degraphenreed told police he’d found the cart, but the store confirmed that it had been stolen. The cart also had a sign saying “in-store use only” that drew initial scrutiny from police.

Police found him about six miles away from the store. Investigators said the cart has a maximum speed of six miles an hour.